🔵 Dear Mr. Mahdavifar,
This is to inform the respected brothers and sisters who are awaiting, that His Holiness the Lord of the Age (may our souls be sacrificed for him) will not appear this Friday nor in the next ten years, even in the event of the outbreak of a global war and the massacre of five billion people. Please disseminate this information at your discretion so that the respected waiters are not left idly waiting. Thank you.
🔵 Mohammad Mahdavifar:
One of the mystics had the honor of meeting His Holiness and asked him on which Friday he would appear. His Holiness replied that since Fridays are holidays, I usually sleep until near noon. When I wake up, I see that it’s too late, but I will undoubtedly appear one Friday. If not, I’ll come in the middle of the week.